I’m about to crack and admit I want an iPod. For years I’ve sat denying the mp3-only bar of soap so many have surrendered their wills to. The Nano is small and has a good chunk of solid-state memory which is close to perfect.

The only things I’d add would be the ability to play Ogg Vorbis, and 10GB of storage rather than 4. Perhaps a built in short-range radio transmitter would be cool too, but that’s just bat-shit crazy.

Anyway, that aside, were I to actually fall victim to the i-trend, I’d have another item on my list straight away - this wooden case. It may not have a window to use the scroll wheel or anything, but who cares? It’s got pure class. Wood.